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Ketchup dick

When your having sex with a girl who is on her period and when you pull out thick period blood drips from your dick
"I was fuckin this girl last night and she was really wet but when we finished I went to the bathroom and she gave me ketchup dick"
by moneytrees98 July 20, 2019
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computer ketchup

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.
by Me October 13, 2003
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Ketchup Chuck

A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.
That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.
by wild-card March 25, 2010
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dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.
Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.
by Webster's Dicktionary March 31, 2015
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Gravy and Ketchup Slip and Slide

When the guy cums in a girls pussy, and then fucks her really hard getting it all bloody inside. Hence the Ketchup and Gravy
by steve donnor May 9, 2006
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Ketchup Bottle

Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.
Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"
by Ketchup Bottle Bob December 7, 2012
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Ketchup

A tomato dipping square that is loved by millions! Even other foods love it!
Banana: Yummm Ketchup is so good
Skyler: I know right! It’s the best
by Sherli Damelio January 12, 2021
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