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R-Kelly

Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''
by ballngm September 23, 2005
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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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kelly rae

"did you see Kelly raes boobs?"
"ya they're tits are the size of my head." "puck is lyfe for kell."
by kelly rae November 21, 2014
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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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Kelly’s Blanket

When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”
by swaggydog_0909 October 10, 2018
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