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Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
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Keith

Keith A Wilson is the finest nigga you know and he has a bbc he goes to geo prep u fall in love with him when you see him he has brown dreads he makes your pussy wetter than niagera falls he can fuck anyone.
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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keith

a nickname given to a gay person that enjoys sucking toes
"tony is a toe-sucking keith"
by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025
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Keith

Parents: "We'll name our child, Keith"
Doctors: "Ew what the fuck"
by ShowMeYourMotavation August 31, 2022
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keith

"what is the most unattractive male first name in the English language" "keith"
by Ignitor_ignition December 21, 2022
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keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.
by Johnpaul77 May 31, 2018
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Keith

A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite
Me:Wow,that’s one quirky fish Mcbite Keith:Fishy Fishy
by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019
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