a kappa is a japanese water monster.
the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
here we are in japan. oh look, there's a river we must cross. good lord! a kappa! quick! make it bow to us!
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Kappauf pronounced as (cap off). The rarest but supreme race known to mankind. Often times the arian race tries to claim this but they come to a staunch realization that they are completely and utterly wrong. The Kappauf race is known for its power, looks, sexiness, strength, beauty, wisdom, money, business savvy, crazy good skills, and mind boggling humor.
The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
"I have been trying the past seven years to be a Kappauf, but I am just to fuggin' uggly."
"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."
"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."
"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."
"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."
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Kaputnik is a conjunction of the word "kaput" (meaning "broken, damaged, destroyed") and "Sputnik" (Russian robotic spacecraft). Meaning is obvious: something which hasn't come up to expectations.
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Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.
Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.
J: Dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!
Or...
T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!
Or...
T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!
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