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Josh

Usually a fillipino guy that smells like piss and has a brother that plays call of duty all day, he has a large penis and gets all the girls. Except for when he gets naked, his fat sags over his penis. But he is a cool guy to be with :)
Holy Josh!!! that smellls!!
by iamjustachineseman November 3, 2010
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Josh

The biggest fuckboy to ever live; who will never amount to much of anything because he dosen't use the thing between his ears, only the thing between his legs.
Josh is a dirty hippy and always will be.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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Josh

Usually good at trumpet. sometimes they may not be so bright but are incredibly talented and sweet. Be warned though, when its time for business they know how to be serious and should be feared- in a good way
Man that Josh kid sure can play a mean trumpet.
Yeah and that mean kid sure can be a Josh.
by nabrudayranoitcid February 1, 2010
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Josh

Josh... well, he's a mixed bag, to say the least. One minute he's absolutely adorable, the next he seems to want to bite your face off, leaving you confused and angry. However, once you're back in his good books, life is eighty-five times more hilarious and enjoyable. Everything takes a positive turn when you can relate with this bad boy who gives you a run for your money. Extremely savage and mean but only for the entertainment of others, Josh is certainly a masked bandit - but, once the mask has been removed, a shy and unique person is underneath who is practically everyone's friend. A friend, an enemy, a frenemy ; Josh is your everything and your nothing. He can and will break you heart multiple times, pretend to put it back together, totally mend it then shatter it again, and so the cycle repeats. You love this boy, whether it be as friends, as more than friends or as a dream that will never make sense. First giving you the death stare then gazing into your eyes and making your heart race, Josh is one with an unlimited supply of surprises and insults. Fun, broken, mysterious: Josh.
Me: Did you know Josh isn't coming to school today?
Friend: Oh no. I think I may go die now - a whole day without him? No thanks!
Me: I 'gree.
by TheLittleDiabetic September 6, 2018
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Josh

A complete fuckboy who is too damn shy about his feelings, but has no hesitation to ask if you wanna fuck.
Girl 1: "He's so shy about how he feels yet he says he wants to fuck."
Girl 2: "His name is Josh..isn't it?"
Girl 1: "Yep."
Girl 2: "I knew it. It's always a Josh, I'm telling you."
by idk1233938271727371818 December 17, 2015
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Josh

A boy who never showers and has a small dick
Josh is a bitch
by Fletcher matthews March 11, 2019
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Josh

Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus

Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN

Also can be used as an insult

and as a form of prank
Your A Josh

What A Josh

Man Your As Gay As A Josh

You Got Joshed
by Not Josh Olds December 1, 2009
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