The Joker

The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.

Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her

by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

japer

noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"

by MuRpL July 29, 2004

Japerican

A Japanese person obsessive over the American culture. The opposite of a Wapanese. They may use English words where they are awkward at best, and may be more in - tuned to American shows and books than those of their own country.

Exhibiting Japericans, they :
May believe the best country is America. ( It's not. )
May believe we are superior to their technology. ( We're not. )

Etc.

by Vanichuu March 26, 2011

joker moment

when you get so sick of all the bullying you experience from your peers that you become emo in seventh grade

He had his joker moment a few years ago, he couldn’t take it anymore

by joseph "gekyume" mama December 10, 2019

Japer

A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.

Jp Quine

"Bro, lets go down to that rad place Starbucks and get a coffee and write poetry. Then we could be a Japer too!"

by Joe Nelly July 9, 2004

Joker Card

Pulling out penis out during sex and performing a suprise cumshot.

My girlfriend was pissed off last night when I pulled a joker card on her face.

by Fallenb4u March 18, 2017

Joker Main

A Shit Smash Player That Only Spams Buttons

Andrew is shit because he is a joker main

by YoKamui September 12, 2019