Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗

Love you Jonathan

by Cheerislife36 January 4, 2021

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021

Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝

Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋

by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021