JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.

Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.

by Gamermann March 20, 2019

negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020

nas johnson

young rich nigga

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die

by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021

Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020