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Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019
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JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.
The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.
by team mopar November 19, 2004
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negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.
by christopher beherns November 26, 2007
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randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005
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angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009
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Danny Johnson

SOO (Son Of Oleum)

A very keen Commodo from 54!

Loves Wets Boats in the garden and google earth
Danny johnson loves the wets boats
by keebs001 April 14, 2011
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Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008
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