Jobby

Long hard poo

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Hibbity-Jibbity

When everything has gone all wrong. Can be used in several different ways. Synonyms include "helter-skelter".

Man, that relationship is in the dumps now. Can't blame me for the hibbity-jibbity.

-or-

Things have gone all hibbity-jibbity.

by LynnSnow May 8, 2008

blow jobligation

A blow job to forgive transgressions

After a nightmare weekend with Suzie's insane fucking family she accrued quite a store of blow jobligations.

by WubbaRocks March 2, 2011

Jobber

Someone who turns up uninvited and smokes all your marijuana. Whom only complain and fails to make any conversation other than 'well this is exciting'..

'The Jobbers have turned up again'
'OH NO! The Jobbers!'
'We must find away to avoid the jobbers'

by Pjflo June 16, 2008

jobbers

Head job, blow job

K Man: "Hey bro, Nicole just gave me jobbers!"
L Man: "Oh dude, I like jobbers"

by K Man September 4, 2003

jebbing

taking a dump

Rec was jebbing at his office.

by Ruperutsu August 14, 2010

Jibbin

The act of freaking out/twitching etc when stoned.

"Im Jibbin out here mate."

"Fuck, I'm Jibbin like a prize-winnin gibbon!!"

by prizewinningibbon December 15, 2008