Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

by cloud hooker February 16, 2016

Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

by Ms. Shaw November 14, 2013

Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.

Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag

by We're ac so We're cool July 30, 2022

jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.

John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.

by ScottTheChamp March 16, 2014

Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.

"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."

by CancerOnSociety September 12, 2016

jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

by Kay Smitty April 25, 2016

jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.

Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.

by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018