The Jew

The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew

Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate

by Ur mum likes feet August 4, 2021

Jew Lightning

The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.

"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"

by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007

Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 12, 2012

Dew Jew

n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.

Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.

Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.

by TehJestR October 19, 2010

spook jew

One who is black as well as Jewish.

Get to the back of the oven you spook Jew.

by Sticky_babies February 27, 2017

Jew Fetish

The single most orgasmic fetish in the universe. Those who fall fatal to the Jew fetish have amazing taste. The literal term of 'Jew fetish' is to have the undying urge to be fucked by a Jew.

When I see a Jew I get hella wet.

I have a chronic Jew Fetish. I'd lap up any male Jew's kosher meat.

by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009

Jew Vision

The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.

Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...

by Rodizzo April 2, 2011