First off, NO ONE says JOISEY or anything with an "oi". Most jersey people, at least where i live (North Jersey), talk like New Yorkers. We tend to put aw or au in everything.
(This doesn't mean that EVERY jersey resident speaks like this)
(This doesn't mean that EVERY jersey resident speaks like this)
Me: I wawk and i tawk like i live in new york(or pronounced Yowk, depending which part of jersey yer from) and i drink lots a wawta (water) and cawfee.
*Yep, JURZEE's very unique
THIS is the most common North Jersey accent
*Yep, JURZEE's very unique
THIS is the most common North Jersey accent
by SP!TRUTH94 July 6, 2009
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Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?
by Kevin October 2, 2003
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Incredible people to befriend, Jesse's have infectious smiles and incredible strength of character. They aren't afraid of hard work and will stubbornly apply their total will towards accomplishing a goal.
Gifted in the arts of romance, Jesse's are horrible romantics and desire to fix all that is broken before them.
Jesse is the perfect friend to have, will always have your back. Faithful to the end.
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I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.
by John Curtis August 23, 2007
Get the New Jersey Submarine mug.South Jersey, one of the best places on Earth. The home of Atlantic City, the country's playground. We love Wawa, and if you don't know what the heck a Wawa is, then sure as heck don't live here. Try to snatch a Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpet our of our hands, and you'll only have a fraction of your fingers left, gauranteed. We wouldn't dream of pumping our own gas, and the average cost of our houses is anywhere from $5oo,ooo to a cool million. Our lighthouses are beautiful, and the beaches, bays, lakes, and rivers that they overlook are even more stunning. In South Jersey, we know the value of a horse and a farm, much unlike our Northern brethren (they like factories and other toys). We have the sickest accent ever, and yes we drink "wooder" (water), and eat "begels" (bagels). Not from here? That makes you a shoobie, and we automatically don't like you. And yes, we can point you out, no matter how cool, calm or collected you may seem. We're assholes, get over it. Here, the middle finger is worshipped. We looooooove pizza, and other junk that'll kill us in the long run. We do to know how to drive, don't be mad because you're stuck in the slow lane. Some of the hugest political scandals have happened here, and if John Kerry (from here) would have beaten Bush, our country probably would have been better off right now. We're South Jersians, a.k.a Woodies, don't like it, we'll kick your ass.
Tourist: These South Jersey people drive like maniacs!
New Jersian: *beep* Move out of the way asshole, you're drivin like 5 miles an hour.
New Jersian: *beep* Move out of the way asshole, you're drivin like 5 miles an hour.
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aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up?
its the only state that drops the "new" in its name.
we got the best damned accent ever.
everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.
aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up?
its the only state that drops the "new" in its name.
we got the best damned accent ever.
everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.
by jerseygirlforever May 26, 2004
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