Jean Fart

When you fart in tight fitting, thick, pants, most likely jeans, and the luscious odor bubble isn't released from the pants until there is significant movement of the buttocks area.

My girlfriend was lying on my lap until I moved a little and my jean fart escaped. She was knocked out for three days straight.

by Jose Gonzart January 2, 2014

jean curley

A pube that gets stuck in the threading of your jeans. It feels like a pinch causing tremendous pain as the day goes on.

Person 1: Wear those jeans tonight

Person 2: I can't those give me the worst jean curley

by Jeanius5 November 4, 2013

cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

Jean Lafitte

A Jean Lafitte is a cocktail consisting of root beer and rum. It is named after the 19th century French pirate and privateer, who was an American ally during the War of 1812.

The drink is sweet, strong, and smooth. When it is made with alcoholic root beer (such as a Not Your Father's Root Beer), it is called a Hard Jean Lafitte.

"What are you drinking?"
"Just my usual, a Jean Lafitte."
"Dude, have you ever tried adding a dash of vanilla cream soda to that? It's so good,"

by basslessclaim May 21, 2018

Jean boomer

Erection

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class

by Anna barn February 8, 2020

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!

Jean Benoit is my one and only

by Gia’s November 28, 2020