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Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin
Jesus by Higowareyou December 8, 2018
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The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
Jesus by Perfectpages January 6, 2019

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One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
Jesus by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019

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Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?
Jesus by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

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your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
jesus by Gman312 June 2, 2019

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jesus saved me from skittles
jesus by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

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FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang
i just took a fucking jesus
jesus by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020
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