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Jason

Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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jason

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
man jason’s ant trail is long asf!
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
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Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt
STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES
by Fatjbgjv April 24, 2018
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Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.
Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.
by child predator May 25, 2016
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JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.
"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"
by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014
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Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.
Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.
by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014
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Jason

Fits these categories:

1. An uglyass with pimples on the forehead.

2. A bully
3. May be thin but will call you fat.

4. Nutts to Porn Hub
5. Not someone to hang out with if you don't want to be bullied or are serious all the time.

But on the bright side: smart and a baller
Jason has both good and bad qualities but mostly bad.
by harshilthecommercial May 21, 2018
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