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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
There's Jason! *sigh*, what an admirable person.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022
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Paying Jason

1. An odd and pathetic attempt, often made by people who fight hard for low stakes, to argue that they have coined a term that is already in regular use (including for description of "kinks"). See also coinage pwnage

2. A drinking game: Pick a phrase, then count the number of times the phrase is used during the event of your choosing. Everyone must do that many shots. The last person to complete the shots is the "Jason" and must get "paid" (through the form of the group's choosing).

3. A twitter tag related to coined terms (#payingjason)
1. "That guy goes off about words he's created...ignore it, he's just paying jason."

2. "You wanna get a game going of "Paying Jason"? Payment is through ridiculing the "Jason"

3. Urban dictionary entry for "Paying Jason" #payingjason
by payingjason August 4, 2011
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Jason

a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.
That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue!
by Daniel Hendersson June 29, 2011
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Jason Squires

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.
Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires
by Radmehr May 11, 2011
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Jason

he is unique and treats his girl right and he is hot and falls for girls named devyn or maddison usually
jason is the best man
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Jason

Jason is a very handsome person someone with a large penis has great personality and would do anything for his love and would do anything to get them and hes fantastic in bed he jokes a lot but can hide his feelings from anyone loves rock or old music and is a amazing friend and has amazing friends and can seduce any woman. Women love him men want to be him. If you have a Jason treasure him.
"Look at Jason hes so god damn hot i'm gonna ask him out!"
by Nylon101 January 24, 2020
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Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.
Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.
by Bukko July 9, 2021
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