soul jar

a jar used to capture and contain souls

dood i have like 400 souls in my soul jar
go to kylerothman.com to find out

soul jar by David the russian December 20, 2004

mason jar anus 

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

mason jar anus by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

Jizz Jar by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009

anti-jar conformation

A zen-like state of complete understanding reached by aligning yourself with jjb.

Anti-jar conformation and smeow on it!

anti-jar conformation by Tony Dungy August 26, 2003

Stirring the mayo jar 

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

Stirring the mayo jar by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

skeet jar 

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.

Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.

skeet jar by skeetjar102 January 27, 2014

"Cookie" jar 

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.

"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"

"Cookie" jar by Hey boss November 30, 2016