James is a nikka who is nice, has good eyes. James gets all the bad bitches and is most likely to take to bitch. James also wears black air forces and can fuck you up.
Boy #1: Bro Vanessa broke with me
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
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by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
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Get the James mug.Guaranteed to make you smile. A James is a very kind, considerate and loyal person. Fluffy blond hair and beautiful brown eyes. Gorgeous smile. Insanely attractive. He’ll always have a cool new fact to tell you, or one of his hilarious jokes! Loves D&D and video games, but also works out (great biceps). He doesn’t always realise just how incredible he is, so if you know a James, remind him of it! If you ever get the honour to date one, hold him close and never let that amazing guy go. I know I won’t. <3
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Where do we start? Well, James is this thing that exists (and for the record, most people are quite pleased with his existence). Most people value his unbothered charisma. The way he is too honest to portray anything but himself. Now don't get confused, James definitely knows how to lie, but, this is not his innate nature. James' innate nature is quite wholesome and charming, yet extremely common. This feeling of being common can easily be correlated to the term "gas-station" cute. James is extremely charming and very attractive, but you gotta remember he is just a gas station clerk with cute dimples and a never-ending smile. At his best, James can light up a whole room and make you feel empty. Empty from all attachments and simply force you to just be in the moment. Unbothered by your audience and the distractions around you, it's just you and James. At his worst, James can be a bit passive leaving you to feel kind of crazy and stupid. Understand that his passiveness is also part of his innate nature, and one day you'll learn to love it.
Where do we start? Well, James is this thing that exists (and for the record, most people are quite pleased with his existence). Most people value his unbothered charisma. The way he is too honest to portray anything but himself. Now don't get confused, James definitely knows how to lie, but, this is not his innate nature. James' innate nature is quite wholesome and charming, yet extremely common. This feeling of being common can easily be correlated to the term "gas-station" cute. James is extremely charming and very attractive, but you gotta remember he is just a gas station clerk with cute dimples and a never-ending smile. At his best, James can light up a whole room and make you feel empty. Empty from all attachments and simply force you to just be in the moment. Unbothered by your audience and the distractions around you, it's just you and James. At his worst, James can be a bit passive leaving you to feel kind of crazy and stupid. Understand that his passiveness is also part of his innate nature, and one day you'll learn to love it.
"Dammmmmn, is that James? So cute, maybe he'll give us a 20 cent discount off each gallon the next time we are at the local Mobile Gas Station!"
by liberty6969 January 22, 2019
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from the front which indicates he has swollen testicles from playing Nutsucker, a T Shirt with yellow grog stains,
untidy hair, unshaven and regurgitating the left over food he ate in the morning and still manage to steal the
limelight. No matter what he wears and how bad he smells, he'll always manage to be the centre of attention.
Women flock to him and girls want to play with him, his a legend in his own right and all the men hate him
because he can steal their girls from under their nose and their clueless.
from the front which indicates he has swollen testicles from playing Nutsucker, a T Shirt with yellow grog stains,
untidy hair, unshaven and regurgitating the left over food he ate in the morning and still manage to steal the
limelight. No matter what he wears and how bad he smells, he'll always manage to be the centre of attention.
Women flock to him and girls want to play with him, his a legend in his own right and all the men hate him
because he can steal their girls from under their nose and their clueless.
James reminds me of Mr. Big from Sex and the City.
by A very unique woman September 3, 2017
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