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Jake

Jake is the best streamer. He likes to suck fat cock and underage girls. He doesn't like to admit it but he know's it's true. Jake is the worst minecraft player and does not know how the fuck to tell the difference between a pickaxe, shovel and axe. Jake is horrible at Fortnite and always gets clapped. Despite all this, a Jake is a sweet guy and amazing person. He is great to talk to about things that you are going through and he loves everyone. He doesn't ever give up on anyone and he believes in all of his friends. He is the nicest person on this earth and with out him, lots of peoples lives would be so different. He always knows how to put a smile on everyone's face and never fails to do so. Everyone loves Jake with all their heart! <3
Example 1: OMG Jake is such a bot omg
Example 2: Did you see Jake hitting on that underage girl today?

Example 3: Naww Jake is such a cutie! <3
by OGJookies September 21, 2019
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Jake

A very sweet, loving, kind hearted person that also has a lot of lady friends but keeps his girl closest and first. Jake though tries to keep his friends even because his mom keeps on telling him to hang out with the guys. Though jake seems sweet, he likes to fake fight with his friends and plays violent video games. He always tries to make others feel well but when others bother him he just wants to work alone. He may be sweet, loving, and kind hearted, but that's not the only reason why people call him a stud. His glowing blue eyes light up the room along with his smile, laughter, and humor. Jake may be good looking and nice but don't misjudge him.
Jake: "Hey, wanna go back to my place."
Bae: "Ya. Lets get crazy!"
by y44 June 10, 2018
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Jake

Someone who says he's going to show up, and then never does. If you confront him about it, he doesn't respond. Jake is known to come to class once every five months, and he often says "I'm coming back soon."
flake, Jake, no show, no-show, bummer, show off
by Amanoflove May 14, 2014
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Jake

Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes
by morristown high school December 19, 2013
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Jake

a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.
Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead
by Nigga112 May 29, 2019
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Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life
Jake is my best friend!
by y44 June 14, 2018
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Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber
That jake is ugly
by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016
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