brady jones

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead

That cunt is a proper Brady jones

by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018

Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.

Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there

by Jnndbgkdnfhdkfj£ July 25, 2020

Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.

God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!

by Wooosh51 July 30, 2011

Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

Lily jones

Lily jones :amazing

Lily jones is the best person ever

by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022