The best brother I could evah have!!!! He'll watch your back and protect you. He's somewhat cunning too. Hmmmmm I wonder if he'll see this....
by Blondie647 August 23, 2011

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.
by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019

Your favourite microsoft tech support person. He is also a gloryhunter and supports teams like mumbai city fc and fc goa. He has no friends. Also likes michael kolala.
by Eremisisgooddog123 September 24, 2023

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010

by Harredddd October 11, 2016

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place
by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010
