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Joel Slatess

sucks dick for money but usually does it for fun :)
by people12 June 11, 2018
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Joel Joby

Your favourite microsoft tech support person. He is also a gloryhunter and supports teams like mumbai city fc and fc goa. He has no friends. Also likes michael kolala.
Michael: which team do you support.
Henry: man city

Michael: your just like joel joby.
by Eremisisgooddog123 September 24, 2023
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joel sheldon

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Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010
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Joel Johnson

A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.
"He's a real Joel Johnson"
by Harredddd October 11, 2016
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Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women
Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.
by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010
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Joel Robinson

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place
Yo Finn lets do a Joel Robinson on connor
by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019
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