ketamine induced injury

Abbr: kii

1) an injury sustained by hitting the floor when falling into a K hole.

2) bruises and scrapes on the knees or back from falling over due to too much K.

I have no idea where that fat bruise on my leg came from, must be a ketamine induced injury.

by wassonthen March 1, 2011

Stabby Index

The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.

My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!

by Orangeblood97 March 24, 2011

ft index

Unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,shithole, backstreet car mechanics = fucking tight.

I say Kevin, how many Newton meters should I apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on Mrs Smith's Ford?

For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.

by hairyframpton December 4, 2015

Alcohol induced hooliganism

When you get together with a couple of friends and you smash a few back and start acting like children.

I think we came down with a bad case of "alcohol induced hooliganism " lastnight.

by UnrulySandwich June 22, 2016

Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.

Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."

by K8ty07 May 29, 2017

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018

Ex-induced schizophrenia

A newly discovered way of developing schizophrenia.

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019