A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
by The watcher of Wayne's world. February 06, 2012
a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.
"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"
also see: closet slut closet whore
also see: closet slut closet whore
by Sama July 21, 2005
by bizzle207 April 25, 2010
by philsphan88 March 16, 2008
A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
by Robby Fitz December 05, 2006
Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!
by Magik November 27, 2004
A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.
*Closet pony opens up his computer*
Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?
Guy two: No it's abstract art!
Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony
Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?
Guy two: No it's abstract art!
Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony
Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
by Little Miss. Magical December 17, 2011