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Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.
Was you just fake wilding.
by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018
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bush-wild

An adjective describing a person with crazy hair, insane eyes, legarms, and acts on Gossip Girl.
Vanessa is so trimmed.
No, Vanessa is so bush-wild!
I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 29, 2009
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ian wilde

That Ian wilde is a fag
by IRONBEANO August 8, 2017
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wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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Beyond the wild

Very informal slang used on Discord Someone that acts weird, out of the norm, disruptively, and mostly with the intention to troll people. Someone who deliberately pisses people off online to get a reaction
- Looks what this girl is saying, she's acting beyond the wild
by Chica Pata Sucia May 10, 2021
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bitch wild

wild, crazy, elevated enthusiasm, a new level of insane fun
"I can't believe last night we had 9 jager shots each, danced on the tables, hitchhiked across town in a random hummer, flew to las vegas at the last minute and ended up partying with paris hilton! That was bitch wild!!!"
by legallyrachel January 7, 2009
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wild bobby

where you stick your hands in the air and yell catch these hands nigga
by godofthefreeborn June 4, 2016
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