When a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila.
Ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night. I hate Mexican food, he knows that.
by Beckerballs March 12, 2012
Dude, yesterday I gave Noel a volcano burrito and right when I came I screamed "National Geographic cover bitch!"
by El toro loco bueno October 23, 2010
Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.
by Dingle Barry February 09, 2009
As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.
Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
by miss dizzy January 27, 2017
by JC24 February 17, 2009
whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
by Bustinmyballsforburritos March 11, 2014