Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."

by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018

Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.

What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?

by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021

back friend support

when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend

man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support

by ladyvei January 17, 2018

Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.

Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.

by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010

Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.

I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.

by WearWolph September 29, 2011

supporting character syndrome

Similar to third wheeling, a side-effect of feeling outcast or playing second fiddle to someone more popular or important.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Marcus?
Person 2: Oh, he's dealing with supporting character syndrome.
Person 1: Oh, from Jason and Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah.

by mqqsie November 9, 2019

Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!

I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020