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White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.
I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.
by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019
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White note

Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...
"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"

"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."
by Socks and box July 19, 2019
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White Zorro

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.
Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.
by spankbox2 March 8, 2011
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white shrek

is a real bitch
is really buff but has an ugly face
likes short people
is tall
add u back
i saw a white shrek today
by jimmie blake April 29, 2020
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White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.
Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?
by Lifs July 10, 2023
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white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"
by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010
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white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.
Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.
by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017
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