Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

by perished_pp May 12, 2022

flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open

That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open

by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings

Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning

by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

sniffing season

The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.

Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....

by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016