Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
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Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
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Get the Season Ninja mug.The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.
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1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
Get the Seasonal Dread mug.The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.
Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
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