Homer

(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.

My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.

by 1Funkfo October 21, 2009

florida homerun

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

by Shep446 November 18, 2020

Humerrhoid

When your claim to fame is being inflammatory and you're best suited prolapsed just below the anus.

This Humerrhoid on Twitter seems to think reposting KKK memes is a form of self expression.

by DamageBats March 16, 2018

homertone

n. utterance of a tone characteristic of Homer J. Simpson.

Dude 1: yea yea i know, to spare the rod is to spoil the child, you have to break the boy's will, yada yada yada.

Dude 2: Dude, that was a homertone!

by daballa March 29, 2008

Homerphobic

when Homer Simpson goes gay for a quicky with Ned Flanders.

*also a great pun....

ned: i like it when he goes homerphobic for a night...better than edna and maude...
neds dad: what the actual fuck.

by is it just me or r u really ga November 26, 2018

Hannah Ryan-Hamerlinck

An amazing girl who is super cute and the best show choir mom to ever exist. She's absolutely stunning and that's the least interesting thing about her. Happy birthday Hannah!

@hannah ryan-hamerlinck, any dude can take some girl to pound town but it takes a true guy to take you to flavortown.

by Takemetoflavortown January 10, 2017

No Homers Club

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

by Anonymous October 14, 2003