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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
mugGet the static hoopmug.

Hoop

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019
mugGet the Hoopmug.

Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners
nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method
by siphonx January 10, 2025
mugGet the Hoopingmug.

the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022
mugGet the the hoop statemug.

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass
He bob you can hoop me if you want
by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017
mugGet the hoop memug.

Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.
The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af
by tindertiger February 2, 2019
mugGet the Bitch hoopsmug.

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