When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners
by siphonx January 10, 2025

by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017

by tindertiger February 2, 2019
