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homeless person's law

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!
space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009
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homely

(1) laid back.. dressed down
(2) a homeless or dirty lookin person.. NOT always a female
(1)... I can't go, I don't feel good girl, I'm a lil homely today.
(2).. That MAN/WOMAN on the corner is homely lookin..

Why ppl g2 look down on ppl that don't have what they have.. the world wouldn't be the way it was today if ppl had respect and love for one another. If a person look homely(2) help em out.
by rweallhopeless March 7, 2005
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hoelarious

(adj.) When something so damn funny it is considered Hoe-larious. Especially in the presence of women because it really pisses them off
Dude did you see the episode of Chappelles show last night? That shit was HOELARIOUS!
by SamirHaider February 10, 2005
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homelessly

The girl is so busted, she is homelessly.
by justagoodguy November 4, 2006
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homely

An ugly female that you wouldn't fuck with someone else dick, with someone else puching.
Look at the homely bitch.
by JZ March 30, 2004
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Fucking homeless guys

Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.
I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.
by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009
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