Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

by Desigol October 8, 2006

Holy Biatch

A term generally used to express exclamation, awe or anger at a situation. Not usually used to describe happiness. However, it may never be used to describe a person. You can never call someone a holy biatch. It is only used to describe situations.

1. HOLY BIATCH dude, I can't believe I actually passed that IAH class!
2. Where the hell is my juicy-juicy red lip gloss?! HOLY BIATCH!!!
3. Guy #1: Yea man, so some really messed up stuff happened last night. All I'm gonna say is that I woke up this morning and I had no idea where my wallet, keys or shoes were and I was lying alone in the middle of the forest.
Guy #2: HOOO-LLLLLYYY BIAAAATTCCCHHHHH

by Sara Q. September 25, 2007

holy joint

A joint made out of pages from the Bible/other holy book.

A holy joint is the same as a bible joint.

by Pseudonym1333 January 10, 2011

Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007

holy fishsticks

a term basically meaning holy shit, though acceptable around all people.

Holy fishsticks, Batman!

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Holy Invoker

(n.) The inexorable hand of Fate. Founder and leader of a popular Runescape clan named "Titans Revolution."

Holy Invoker is one who invokes feelings of holiness and pervertedness.

by Joyfulnoob August 22, 2009

holy roint

(n.) A joint rolled out of a page from the bible. Also known as a holy roller.

Dude get your grandma's bible and lets blaze the holy roint.

by Jerry Kurl November 9, 2006