Vernon Hillbillies

From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them

Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one

by Vhhsguy August 26, 2021

hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Hillbilly Pop

Another nickname for Moonshine.

I'm tired of beer; I'm gonna get me some hillbilly pop so I can be shitfaced in three swallows.

by interlochenisawesome September 3, 2014

Hillbilly Party Poppers

A Hillbilly Party Popper is a shot shell in which the shot is replaced with confetti, scrap paper, or other ruffage. When these loads are fired paper shoots into the air and makes a popping sound similar to a party popper.

After the 4th of July there was tons of paper all over the lawn from the hillbilly party poppers.

by PhilCutre July 8, 2010

Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.

I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange

by candolol June 9, 2009

Arizona Hillbilly

A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies and actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do you profit off of it somehow someway and have garage sales or yard sales are you planning a garden in your property and grow the food or you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well then kill them whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it

The actual true definition for an Arizona Hillbilly is any such folks that participate in continued meth use and actively involve themselves in hoarding and staying awake and engaging in crazy sex to mention a few of the countless hobby's of an Arizona Hillbilly.

by Ralph morning December 6, 2016