i heart you

When saying the phrase 'i heart you' it means that you actually love the person but do not yet feel comfortable saying those famous 3 little words. Its just a little less Serious than actually saying 'I love you'

ie: on the phone with boyfriend o/r girlfriend: "I heart you baby"

by Crystal V. January 7, 2006

heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007

Heart Twin

a person who loves all the same things you do and/or someone you connect with on a level you can't explain. It's as if you have an identical heart.

I love my heart twin. She's more than a best friend and we have everything in common.

by EchoAndTwinkle October 22, 2010

Vaginal Heartbeart

When a girl’s vagina gets a throbbing sensation, letting them know that they’re horny

“Girl he is so fine”
“Did you feel that vaginal heartbeart?”
“YES girl i was throbbing”

by thedundun May 27, 2018

Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

heartbeat

A very comforting sound to listen to while hugging someone. Also the sound your heart makes.

I fall asleep to the sound of my heartbeat.

by wasted space March 26, 2008

Heart Healthy Diet

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.

Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".

by TheDink September 20, 2011