Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever
That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie
by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 28, 2019
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America's Hat

Did you see that shirt with America's hat on it?
by Neero April 16, 2008
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Wizards hat

They made fun of Alex in the locker room because he had a wizards hat.
by Stacy C February 01, 2009
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Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....
i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...
by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009
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Sus-hat

A hat typically worn daily by certain female Talmud teachers. It can be either crocheted or knitted. The hat covers the tops of one's ears and the hair (if it is short enough to go inside).
Person 1: What are you knitting?
Person 2: I'm not knitting, I'm *crocheting* a Sus-hat.
Person 1: Cool!
by Elemental33 January 23, 2011
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the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.
the cat in the hat is da bomb!
by carlin November 24, 2003
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Mr. Hat

He who has come a long way. He sleeps in the Hatcropolis and can also be found playing catch while using California Style
Ooh Mr. Hat! We love you!
by the macstablishment August 31, 2006
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