u has gay

A term used by high intellectual Rick and Morty fans to call others with a lower IQ (Which is everyone who doesn't watch Rick and Morty), that they, in fact, have homosexuality.

Hey, u has gay, lol.

by Nathan'sOC November 5, 2017

Mar has a smol pp

Meaning in Marylne has a small penis.

Heaven: Mar has a smol pp
Mar: NO I DONT
Tae: Did you see mars smol pp?
Mar: UGH

by empii September 23, 2020

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010

Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.

Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015

eagle has landed

An expression heard monthly over the PA system in schools informing teachers that their paychecks are in. This is often mocked and made fun of by students.

The announcement echoed over the PA system: "Teachers, the eagle has landed."

by OMGitsjenny June 30, 2005

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005