I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.
by The Return of Light Joker January 08, 2008
The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance
by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020
A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.
First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.
The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.
The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.
An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.
The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.
The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.
An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
by Baltimore McCree April 02, 2012
While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.
by Dinglenutz July 04, 2009
"Six-foot hamster" was invented ca. 1964 to describe a very ordinary male human, too carefully dressed in a cheap business suit, occupying a position of public contact though lacking in communications skills. Examples: Bank teller in training, Wal-Mart greeter, domestic religious missionary, White House press spokesman.
by Ceeclef June 05, 2017
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