Hamburger 

A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.

Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!

Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.

Hamburger by GBoyofSV April 5, 2010

Hamburglar skank 

one who burgles ham and has herpes

katie is such a hamburglar skank

Hamburglar skank by mayatheBEE January 4, 2008

Greek Hamburger 

Definition of a hairy vagina!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... She had one hell of a greek hamburger!

Greek Hamburger by krunchii June 12, 2010

Hamburger 

A word ment to be shouted out. HAMBURGER. Another word for "god daymn" or "tight".
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.

HAMBURGER, that bitch got the ass of cleopatra.

HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.

HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass

Hamburger by mc identity of rap-battle.com January 9, 2005

Hamburgle

a severe dodgy face often given after some retard says something dumb

person 1: is that guy giving me a dirty look?
person 2: yeah he just hamburgled you good.

Hamburgle by obshortie April 4, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

hamburger 

IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. IT'S A BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUN HALVES. IT'S TOPPINGS USUALLY CONSIST OF KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND OCCASIONALLY RELISH. GOD, WHY DO STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKING MALES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING IMMATURE. IT'S PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL DICKS AND SUCKINESS AT BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL. AND GOLF. IT'S NO WONDER WHY MOST INTELLECTUAL WHITE GUYS TURN GAY!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!

Big Mac, Whopper, double cheeseburgers, cheesburgers, The Big and Tasty, Quarter Pounder with cheese, Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, Burger King Steak Angus Burgers, Kobe Beef Burgers, Fuddrucker's Burgers, Burgers from Old Country Buffet, and Filet Mingon Burgers.

hamburger by blacksticksinwhiteguys March 12, 2005