my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’

by mids99 October 28, 2020

had bank

Someone who had money or came from a rich background

"working like a bitch like a god damn tank,
some disagree because my rents had bank
but all that's gold don't always glitter" - Kid Rock

by PAMP February 09, 2006

had bills to pay

performed well

When Margot Robbie showed up in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and told Leo that she was "so sick and tired of wearing panties" as a punishment for him... Girl had bills to PAY!

by Swag *OFFICIAL* October 30, 2023

had bills to pay

performed well, as if they needed to get paid for it

When Margot Robbie showed up in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and punished Leo by telling him "she was so sick and tired of wearing panties"... Girl had bills to PAY!

by Swag *OFFICIAL* October 30, 2023

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???

i had sex with Nathans moms

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022