Holy Jesus

Holy Jesus, referee.
by Desigol October 08, 2006
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holy joint

A joint made out of pages from the Bible/other holy book.
A holy joint is the same as a bible joint.
by Pseudonym1333 January 09, 2011
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Holy Biatch

A term generally used to express exclamation, awe or anger at a situation. Not usually used to describe happiness. However, it may never be used to describe a person. You can never call someone a holy biatch. It is only used to describe situations.
1. HOLY BIATCH dude, I can't believe I actually passed that IAH class!
2. Where the hell is my juicy-juicy red lip gloss?! HOLY BIATCH!!!
3. Guy #1: Yea man, so some really messed up stuff happened last night. All I'm gonna say is that I woke up this morning and I had no idea where my wallet, keys or shoes were and I was lying alone in the middle of the forest.
Guy #2: HOOO-LLLLLYYY BIAAAATTCCCHHHHH
by Sara Q. September 12, 2007
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Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.
Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 07, 2007
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holy fishsticks

a term basically meaning holy shit, though acceptable around all people.
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Holy Taco

1. And excellent website with babes, jokes, videos, and lol pics.

2. An interjection not listed in the English books. It makes the sentence stand out better, and leaves subjects that hear it with the "what the fuck/wtf?!" feeling. See holy flaming tennis balls batman for another great interjection. It is commonly subsituted for Wow! or Oh my god! or Holy Shit!
1. www.holytaco.com

2.

Guy 1: Wow! That house is on fire!
Guy 2: HOLY TACO! THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Guy 1: What the hell?!
by Batman The Freaggin Great June 13, 2009
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Holy Invoker

(n.) The inexorable hand of Fate. Founder and leader of a popular Runescape clan named "Titans Revolution."
Holy Invoker is one who invokes feelings of holiness and pervertedness.
by Joyfulnoob August 23, 2009
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