Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 07, 2019

Hanked

/hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

“I hope the hybrid I created didn’t get Hanked!”

by Annie445 May 19, 2025

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 09, 2021

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 31, 2013

hank hill

darker lord hank hill is from YuBs miitopia playthrough and he is easy it just takes 10 teammates

hank hill:i am da darker lord HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA
yub:die
hank hill:oh no i died

by darkerlordhankhill September 19, 2021

Hank hill

The ancient god of propane

Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill

by Guy Cosby April 17, 2020

Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 31, 2019