Hanked

/hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

“I hope the hybrid I created didn’t get Hanked!”

by Annie445 May 19, 2025

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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!

by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025

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Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

by gameman101 June 14, 2022

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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022

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Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 04, 2022

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