The Gunt Stunt

When you sniff a naughty substance off a sweaty gunt (The Gut & Cunt combined).

The Gunt Stunt Defined.

Gunt Owner: Moy!!! Want to sniff Ket off my Sweaty Gunt!

Moy: Yes please! I love that Gunt! It enhances the flavour of the Ket!!!

by Bonanza123456789 September 8, 2023

gunther

Refers to the large, protruding area below an obese person's stomach and above their genitalia. Front Bum

"That guy's gunther is so big he probably hasn't seen his shlong in 5 years."

by Amanda Draper January 15, 2008

guntius maximus

A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com

The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.

by Go screw yourself September 2, 2009

guntectomy

Surgery involving having your gunt removed

My friend is recovering well from her guntectomy performed in the hospital yesterday.

by :D Dawn October 6, 2007

gunt

a big ass cunt that blends into a big gut.

Holy christ, look at the gunt on that one!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

gunt

A cross between the words "gut" and "cunt". Meant to describe the mass of flesh that hangs down over a fat chick's crotch and upper thighs in the front.

Did you see that portly mistress riding that scooter? My, what a large gunt she has.

by spood24 October 16, 2008

gunt

man with ambiguous genitalia who redistributes colloquial phrases as his own.

he's a gunt" incorrectly redistributed as "he's a gunter"

by absolute lads June 9, 2011