(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.
by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022
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Get the Marek Gunevicius mug.Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.
The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.
The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.
“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.
by The game is real June 7, 2023
Get the gobble gunk mug.Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible
I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!
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Get the tooth gunking mug.A synonym for taking a massive dump, usually used when describing a small creature that you hate taking a massive dump.
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