Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005

Germ Burn

A cigarette burn on the inside of the left wrist, but it had to have been given by Darby Crash or somebody who has had done by Darby Crash. NOT YOURSELF. For hardcore fans of the Los Angeles punk band whos lead singer (Darby Crash)killed himself in a premeditated, drug-facilitated suicide on December 7, 1980.

Darby Crash gave out Germ Burns.

by Johnny Tofu December 10, 2005

german

Makers of the best firearms in the world.

1. The k98, mp40, mp5, and hk91 are all fine examples of german firearms.

2. The 9mm Luger, the most popular handgun cartridge in the world today, was invented by the germans.

by kojjak December 28, 2005

German Squeal

A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.

The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.

For an example of a German Squeal, see Josef Goebels, Inglourious Basterds

by David Low January 1, 2010

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

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by krinko July 27, 2009

German Bitch Slap

A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.

Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.

Daaaaaaaaamn... That fool got the German Bitch Slap

by Sucka Mutha April 6, 2010

german snowplow

After anal sex before pulling out, one punches the one receiving anal sex in the kidney causing the spinchter to contract and in the same motion one pulls out which wipes any fecal matter off of the penis.

I was fuckin' Jessica up the poop chute last night and I knew I was pokin' a turd so I gave her a German Snowplow before I pulled out so I wouldn't have an intense clean-up afterwards. I still had a stinky dink though.

by Travis McKenna January 28, 2006