Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grumple zone

The area around Greenbay Packers fans after Aaron Rodgers loses another home 'playoff' game.

Tommy's grumple zone is so big today I had to move my fishing hole to the other side of the lake.

by therealdiddypop January 10, 2023

Grumpasourous

A meal old creature that comes out when it rains and makes you a grumpy old turd

Often found in the Clarksville region of Middle Tennessee

This weather has you acting like a real grumpasourous

by Smartasskids January 18, 2023

grump

Specifically an old person farting because it sounds like someone making a grumpy noise. Can be used to describe any exertion of air from the anal cavity in a comical *making fun of* manner.

Did that old dude just walk by grump. Omg he did it smells terrible and he didn’t even flinch haha.

by SavageArmy07 January 22, 2023

Grumpafuck

Grumpy fucker, one who would be considered both grumpy, and is at that same moment, a fucker.

"oh shut up you grumpafuck"

by Urcuchillay July 26, 2023

grumple

derived from the february 2022 bus crime, the heinous act of inserting a finger into another child’s behind intentionally

BOOM! a loud grumple occurs in the back of the bus. watch out

by thunder daddy July 29, 2023

Grumplestealskin

When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a “ grump” ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)

Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that “ Grumplestealskin” took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin

by The Double E August 16, 2023