groinal acreage

To bemoan body aches.

Harold groinal acerage he had in his joints.

by jorge August 11, 2003

GROINDAL

The area encompassing the groin and genetalia.

After being kicked in the nuts, my groindal region was tender for several days.

by derakhshanb March 12, 2009

grinking

To drink alcoholic beverages while chatting with friends on gchat who are also drinking alcoholic beverages.

I am going to go home, crack open a beer, hop on my computer, and then do some grinking with my friends this Friday.

by Jimstin July 15, 2009

Groinfeeder

n. The name given to the driver of a vehicle that rests food snacks in their lap between their legs to eat while driving

It took me so long driving home last night because I was stuck behind a groinfeeder.

Ben loves to groinfeed on long car trips.

by Messman September 1, 2010

gronk

An affectionate terminology used by correctional officers to describe or address their clients.

Look at that crim what a gronk

Come over here you gronk

by roger3legs March 18, 2011

Groinulating

Metaphorically used to suggest something is aesthetically pleasing to the point where the groin feels pleasured, despite the lack of physically stimulating the groin at the time. In reality the groin does not feel pleasured, but use of the metaphor exaggerates the aesthetic pleasure gained from whatever it is that is being described as 'groinulating'.

"What do you think of that new song by Noel Gallagher?"
"I think it's groinulating!"
"Me too, what about that new Justin Bieber song?"
"Oh, that's a load of shit!"
"I agree."

by BreadleyBear February 12, 2013

groinycological

An unexpected emergency examination of a male or female groin, crotch, or genital area

Right after the motorcycle accident the doctors performed a groinycological exam on both him and her to make sure their pelvises were ok and that their genitalia was still intact

by Rymphs Klymptor May 13, 2014