Greasy Owl 

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

Greasy Owl by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022

Greasy sander

When you go to KFC with your girl and you get the 12 piece bucket of chicken.and once you finish eating the chicken you stick your greasy fingers in your girls anus.

Man i gave tanisha a greasy sander yesterday

Greasy sander by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023

Greasy Candle 

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

Greasy Candle by Savu March 16, 2023

greasy potato 

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

greasy potato by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Greasy Elbow 

Not to be confused with the Japanese elbow.
When you put lube on your elbow and go to town on anyone called Bens Mother and make her taste your elbow

I gave Mrs Sharp a greasy elbow.

Greasy Elbow by Ben Bland August 8, 2023

Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.

Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.

Greasy War Pig by davemcnasty July 10, 2011

greasy sanchez 

The Act of whiping your hand around your sweaty genital area and slaping someone in a sliding motion.

Brandon Gave a Greasy Sanchez to Ryan.

greasy sanchez by TerrorFox June 26, 2004