glovered

When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”

by Naho February 11, 2018

Gonered

When someone plays the song goner by twenty-one pilots without warning and leaves you a crying mess that wants taco bell and the hiatus to end

Friend "Listen to this new song"
You "Sure what is it?"
Music: I'm a goner
Friend "Ha get gonered"
You "This is why top is on hiatus"

by Yemmowasanotaku May 11, 2018

Rimmer Giver

Someone who gives rimjobs to people

That guy is such a rimmer giver

by JarJarBinks000000000000 March 8, 2010

Kenny Glover

He is the smartest and sexiest man on earth. He has an (EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE PENIS) (KEEP YOUR DISTANCE) HE WILL FLIRT WITH ANY AND ALL WAMAN. and men and has three children that he has married twice. He is the biggest FUCK off ever.

Ohh my GOD here cums the KENNY GLOVER!!! THE PENIS IS GIANTUS

by The eat me nut December 10, 2018

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

governor walker

The single most rightwing idiot with a god complex that Wisconsin has ever seen. Enemy of people and common sense.

Bill: Jon thinks he's god because he was elected mayor.
Chad: I know he went all governor walker on us

by wisnutz March 17, 2011

fun governor

Someone who must make sure to quell or stop activities that would be viewed as fun by others (usually due to general laziness, jealousy, fear or lameness).

( a name usually assigned to wives )

can be shortened by calling the guilty person an "F.G.".

Holy crap, Madonna is such a fun governor! She flipped out when we wanted to wear her maxi pads as hats!

by poode dude August 2, 2010